December 2010
3 posts
Points to ponder
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard. Without nipples, breasts would be pointless. Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself. Without a doubt, women are the foundation...
Really do u want us to do this? Spotted outside...
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2 sexy bits I spotted on twitter this week
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?” - Billy Connolly Sex is like shaving. No matter how well you do it today; tomorrow you need to do it again.